What a way to get a headache

The next time you find yourself with a headache, be thankful you didn’t get it the way Michael did.

Michael Moylan (Florida, USA) woke up at 4:30am with a terrible headache.  He thought maybe he had had an aneurysm, or that his wife had elbowed him in the head.  He got his wife up, and she drove him to the hospital.  In the emergency room, the nurse took a look.

"It appears that you’ve been shot", said the nurse.

"No way", he replied.

His wife went home to "look for clues", but later admitted that she had shot him.  By mistake.  It turns out she had in illegal firearm in the house.

The doctors removed the bullet from behind his right ear.  The local sherrif, Ken Mascara, had this to say:  "How can this guy be shot, not know that he was shot in bed and then walk into a hospital room. It was just amazing to all of us."

No kidding.